Wednesday, August 20, 2008

LiaM: Hey Soph you around?

SophD: Yeah. I'm finding out I look 60% like Quintin Tarentino.

LiaM: You do not.

SophD: According to this website I do.

LiaM: Interesting. So how was your day?

SophD: How did I spend my night and day off you mean?

LiaM: Yeah. I can't even keep up with what day it is. I totally forgot no show last night.

SophD: How could you forget that?  Well.... I took off last night with Frank... Do you want me to keep going?

LiaM: No. I think because I spent most of the day sleeping. Oh wait there was no CJ yelling at me to get up.

SophD: OK, since you begged to know.... I took off with Frank, and we went and saw some of the local sites.  Then we went to a movie. Then we had dinner.

LiaM: Wow. That doesn't sound like the Frank I know and loathe.

SophD: Then we got a hotel room, and humped like bunnies.

LiaM: Soph I so did not need to know that.

SophD: Then we ordered room service, ate, drank, fucked in the jacuzzi. Drank some more, made crank calls, then passed out. We woke up this afternoon...

LiaM: Sounds like fun or something. I have kind of forgotten what fun is.

SophD: I can find you a couple 20 somethings tonight after the show.

LiaM: Soph I am not cheating on Tierney.

SophD: It's not cheating. It's exercise. OK, I will find two to perform FOR you then. Annnnnd.... We did more than fuck. We talked, and just sort of hung out. It was pretty much like a healthy date.

LiaM: I don't want that. I want my bed and my house and my little girl and my man. Who knew Frank Montrose capable of some remotely healthy.

SophD: I think it was a fugue on his part. He was like a normal sort of dude through most of it.  It was funny when he was snorting coke off my back though. It tickled.

LiaM: I really did not need to know that Soph.

SophD: Well, at least he didn't do it off my ass, or take polaroids.

LiaM: I really don't know what to say about that.

SophD: Then I bailed today before he woke up, and came back here.

LiaM: Well I'm glad you're back.

SophD: Well, it's not like we are going to elope or anything.

LiaM: Good. I would kill you or something.

SophD: But wouldn't us getting MARRIED be good????

LiaM: Marginally.